Awkward Idioms!

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THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD POST.
I'M SORRY.

You're the Apple of my Eye!
Not a moldy apple though,
or one filled with worms.
A nice, bright red one!
I'm glad I'm not colorblind.
Let's Cut to the Chase.

May I Shoot a Photo of You?
I mean take a photo.
Not shoot you with a gun.
I do like shooting people though.
With my camera.
Shoot people with my camera.

Yeah.