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1. Biopoem!
Linda.
The one Asian in Creative Writing, who Talks Fast,
has the Typewriter Handwriting, and is a Perfectionist.
Sibling of Sang and Sandy.
Lover of Gummy Bears, McDonald's, and Sleeping.
Feels so Tired, Uninspired, and just Bored.
Needs New Camera Equipment, Food,
and Fresh Air from this Stinko De Mayo School.
Gives others Thin Mints, Spontaneous Gifts, and Advice.
Fears Death, Car Accidents, and Pickles.
Would like to see the Future, a Bird's Eyeview, and a Narwhal!
Resident of Little ol' Battlefield, MO.
Huynh.

2. This is the poem we wrote, revised twice, and drew in class. . .
(I'm sorry it's cheesy and predicatable. No, really.)
I Dream and Hope for
a Better World.
More Acceptance and Laughter.
Happiness.
I Know
I Can
Influence Others--
my Peers, Passer-byers, and all--
to Say, to Do, and to Share
Good, Truth, and Joy.
One Day.
I Know and
I Can.

3. My Beautiful & Inspirational Tanka about a Thug with a Gun.
A Thug with a Gun.
Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew.
Big and Muscular.
Bang, Bang. Boom. Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang.
DEAR LAWD, OH NO! HELP US PLEASE!
Pew, Pew. Boom. Bang, Bang. Headshot.

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This is NOT my poem, but I thought I should share it.  It's really funny actually. Ok, maybe only Parker and I think it's funny. Here it is anyway; written in Chinese:
施氏食獅史
石室詩士施氏，嗜獅，誓食十獅。
氏時時適市視獅。
十時，適十獅適市。
是時，適施氏適市。
氏視是十獅，恃矢勢，使是十獅逝世。
氏拾是十獅屍，適石室。
石室濕，氏使侍拭石室。
石室拭，氏始試食是十獅。
食時，始識是十獅屍，實十石獅屍。
試釋是事。


 Here's How to Pronounce it in English:
Shī Shì shí shī shǐ 
Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī.
Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī.
Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì.
Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì.
Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì.
Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì.
Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì.
Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī.
Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī shī, shí shí shí shī shī.
Shì shì shì shì.

Here is the Translation:
Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den 
In a stone den was a poet called Shi, who was a lion addict, and had resolved to eat ten lions.
He often went to the market to look for lions.
At ten o'clock, ten lions had just arrived at the market.
At that time, Shi had just arrived at the market.
He saw those ten lions, and using his trusty arrows, caused the ten lions to die.
He brought the corpses of the ten lions to the stone den.
The stone den was damp. He asked his servants to wipe it.
After the stone den was wiped, he tried to eat those ten lions.
When he ate, he realized that these ten lions were in fact ten stone lion corpses.
Try to explain this matter.

Everything is Possible.